Dilatory

I’m officially over Ebay. An unusually fussy and bitchy buyer followed by an equally unfortunate purchase has scared me away for a long time to come.

I saw these fierce new Etienne Aigner tassel loafers and just had to have them. You know I have a thing for loafers and tassels, so when these black and navy spectator-esque things popped up, I went into frantic, constant ebay checking. So I won them—I paid too much for them.

To my dismay, the shoes were a little on the small side. Aigner shoes fit similarly to Ferragamos. That is, a full size smaller than their number. And AND, after one day of wear, the insides completely fell apart and stuck to my feet in little pieces. It looks like I have some horrifying foot disease. It’s almost comical. Almost.

And the shoes now? Piece of shit.

Thankfully, I got a full refund.